So they said, ‘Well, those are interesting thoughts that you’ve got there…what would you do?’ So I said, ‘Look, if I were to make the sequel to The Blair Witch Project, I would make fun of the whole idea of doing a sequel. “Also, to someone like myself who makes beautifully crafted documentaries, the idea that shaking the camera around equals reality is bizarre. I’m the wrong guy to do it from that perspective. I thought, ‘Well, it’s brilliant, yeah, but it’s also duplicitous: it’s one more step in this process of blurring the line between fiction and reality. In fact, I’m stunned that there was not one critical argument in all the glowing love fest with how the movie was released…all those articles were about how brilliant the marketing was. That is offensive to a real documentarian. “I was offended by The Blair Witch Project, not as a creative thing…I thought that it was original, but I was offended by the fact that it was sold to the public as a real documentary. They liked my thinking, so they called me in to do Blair Witch 2. I was actually at Artisan pitching them another movie. I thought that I was the last person on earth who would do Blair With 2. That was a fucking disaster, but it started out as an interesting film in my mind. My film, Some Kind Of Monster, all started because of the disaster of Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. For about five minutes, Metallica’s Lars Ulrich was actually going to be the music supervisor on Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, because he was experimenting with his new record label. You can't go forward until you go back.“I made this disaster of a movie called Book Of Shadows: Blair Witch 2…it’s the blight and stain on my record, but someone had to do it.Tristen: (About Elly) You've spoken to her!?!Įrica: Not yet. Police officer: (To Stephen) You're not makin' a believer out of me, son. Tristen: (About Elly) But don't you think it's strange, how they banished her from Blair?Įrica: Banished my ass! They dragged her out into the woods in the middle of winter and tied her to a fuckin' tree to die! (About the corpses of the German tourists) Their bodies were laid out in the shape of a pentagram! Does that sound familiar?ĭialogue Tristen: (Describing the death of Elly Kedward) They did it, the little Buster Boys! They did it, they did it, the little Buster Boys! They did it, the little Buster Boys from the Blair Village! Them going out into the woods to see if she was still alive, and then they pressed their palms into her flesh! And when they saw she was still alive, they set their dogs onto her, and they ripped her, and when they saw she was still alive, they tied her, and left her hanging from the big tree! (Calms down speaks to Stephen) Stephen, you must think I'm going crazy!.(To tourists running into the Black Hills) Get out of those woods and go home! Because there's no goddamn Blair Witch!.We saw something at the Coffin Rock today. We're cold, we're tired, and we're a little freaked out. (To a German tourist) Just give us till dawn and we're out of here.Look, I'm just really stressed out, OK!?!.(Upon being asked if Tristen will be OK) I don't know.(About his girlfriend Tristen's death) It was all an accident! I swear to Christ it was all an accident!!.(To a tour guide in the woods) Your balls will fall off in three days!.(About their destination) The ruins of Rustin Parr's house.Following the same path where her victim's blood was split, possibly using your own souls in the process. For two glorious days and nights we will be walking the same path that the Witch herself once walked. We've got a bond, man, like a connection. (About tourists in Burkittsville) And when people come to my town, they come up to me and hug me, like, they say "It's real, man" and I'm like "Yeah, I know it's real too, dude".But since I was released, I have seen it, like, seventeen times. (About The Blair Witch Project) I couldn't see the movie when it first came out, because I was.(To Stephen) But you can't understand, because you're so afraid! Just like those pathetic little children from the Blair Village.(Repeated line) Earth, Air, Fire, Water!.Well, can you tell the bitch at the cashier to do her fucking job!.(To Peggy) Am I going to have a problem with you, too?.(Upon being accosted by a redneck) Oh yeah? Suck this.
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